there seems to be some complaining about my recent bloggage.

feck the haters, yo.

i'm a copycat (nice new design, btw)... so here is something to hold you over until the next MEANINGFUL blog entry (whatever that's supposed to mean)

survey:

1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
cohen. (and no he was not jewish. not that there's anything wrong with me losing my virginity to a jew....)

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
normal blue "regular-type-draws"

3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
this is really the only reason i filled out this survey. don't go fuckin my shit up when i'm gone. let it be known that when i die, i want them to play "someday we'll all be free" and "oooo child" (is that what the title of the song is? you know that one that goes "oooo child, things are gonna get easier...") and ruben studdard or someone with matching vocal abilities better bust it out.

4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
alaskan snow crabs

5. Beatles or Stones?
neither.

6. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
michael jackson. it's inevitable and i think a lot of people (himself included) would be a whole lot happier. not that i think he deserves to die or anything, but if i were god i would have taken him a while ago.

7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
paris hilton or any other person with a shitload of money

8. What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?
functional genitalia

9. Do you secretly hate some of your friendsters but are too nice to reject them?
but what if they read this? then they'd find out! so i won't say.

10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
automatic "make it better"-edness

11. Favorite hangover cure?
water and motion sickness pills. y'all just don't know.

12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
in college it was about 5; now it's 1.3

13. Favorite Outkast lyric?
you and your girl don't speak no more cuz my dick all in her mouth...

14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
clean

15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
blind.

16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
if you read this blog then you would know

17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
they would mos def send me first.

18. Least favorite month?
february

19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
ET. i screamed and cried until my embarrassed parents had to take me out.

20. Favorite person in the whole world?
myself. i'm fantastic.

21. When's the last time you went on a date?
that time me and my boyfriend went to walmart

22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
i don't care

23. Fall or spring?
spring

24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
the ex-stripper. oh god. painful memories.

25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
shakira. hands down.

26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
someplace warm and less stressed

27. Who is the person you can count on most?
the boyfriend or my sister, depending on the task.

28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age are not factors?
robert nesta marley or malcolm x

29. What books have you pretended you've read?
the bible

30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
strained

31. Favorite drinking game?
the one where you drink until you're shitface and do things you wish you hadn't

32. What did you dream last night?
something about alligators. it was actually pretty terrible.

33. Favorite bands?
do the roots count? kindred (live) and anyone else that is really fucking good and can rock out (with or without their cocks out)


i hope this entry was up to par.
(i see you, dave)